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The Official Dad Joke License

The Ultimate Gift for New Dads and Seasoned Vets

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LIMITED QUANTITIES! The Official Dad Joke License

$24

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Designed in the USA
Designed and fulfilled by real-life dads in Nashville, TN!
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Unlike the actual government, we do things quickly!

🎁 The Ultimate Gift

For brand new dads and season vets alike, the Official Dad Joke License is a thoughtful, unique, and hilarious gift!

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🤣 9999+ Jokes

A modern twist on a simple classic. Every license comes loaded with over 9999 dad jokes. We apologize in advance.

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👑 Legendary Status

Unlock the top-tier status for that punchline-loving Pops! A whole world of dad jokes await him!

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FAQ

How Does It Work?

The Dad Joke License is embedded with an NFC chip. Think Tap-To-Pay with your debit card, but for dad jokes! Tap the phone to the top back of your phone and enjoy!

What's Inside?

Inside every License order is a couple of stickers, a thank you note, and the License itself, nestled neatly inside a flip-book case.

Who Is It For?

Anyone and everyone who loves a good dad joke! While the brand is designed towards fathers, we believe dad jokes are accessible by all people!

Will I Become Funnier?

There's a strong chance (probably)

Will this prevent all New Balance shoes from getting grass stains?

Unfortunately, not on this version but we're diligently working towards solving this issue.

Why is This Even a Thing?

Because we believe good dads should be celebrated, fatherhood should be commemorated, and because we just love plain ol' fun things!

Testimonials

It's Realistic!
“I thought it might be cheap and low quality but took a chance on it anyway. I was VERY wrong! It looks an feels like a real government-issued license!” – Patel M.
5 Stars
"Ever since I got this, my joke game has been unstoppable. My kids may roll their eyes, but deep down, I know they appreciate my commitment to the craft.” – Connor K.
Tasteful & Fun
“I gave this to my husband for Father’s Day, and he hasn’t stopped using it. I may have created a monster… but at least he’s a happy monster.” – Anne L.