Terms of service
đź“ś Terms & Conditions
Welcome to The Department of Dad Jokes—where our puns are groan-worthy and our policies are crystal clear. By shopping with us, you're agreeing to the following terms and conditions. (Yes, even if you didn’t laugh at our best dad joke.)
1. Use of Our Site
By using our website, you agree to use it for lawful purposes only. No hacking, spamming, or trying to pass off your own dad jokes as better than ours (we’ll take that personally).
2. Product Info
We do our best to accurately describe our products, but slight variations may occur. Colors may appear different depending on your screen settings—our jokes, however, are equally bad on every device.
3. Ordering & Payment
All payments are processed securely. Once your order is placed, we’ll get to work on fulfilling it within 2–3 business days. Orders cannot be changed once processed, so double-check your info before hitting that “buy” button.
4. Shipping
We ship orders within 2–3 business days. Shipping rates and delivery estimates are calculated at checkout. Once your order leaves our hands, it’s in the capable hands of our shipping partners.
5. Returns & Exchanges
We do not offer refunds. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ll gladly exchange it. See our Return Policy for the full scoop.
6. Intellectual Property
All content on this site is owned by the Department of Dad Jokes. Please don’t reuse our material without permission. Sharing your favorite pun with credit? Totally cool. Stealing our thunder? Not so much.
7. Limitation of Liability
We are not liable for any damages arising from the use (or misuse) of our products or website. If your laughter causes a soda to come out your nose, that's on you.
8. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms & Conditions occasionally. If we do, we’ll post the new version here. Keep an eye out, especially if you’re a fan of fine print and dad jokes.
9. Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Great dad jokes to share?
Reach out at hello@dodj.us —we’d love to hear from you.