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Personalized Dad Joke License

Personalized Dad Joke License

$89
$89
ON SALE! Wahoo! Sold out lol
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VERY LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE!
ORDER BY TUESDAY JUNE 10TH TO RECEIVE BY FATHER'S DAY.


🎁 A Must-Have Gift for That Extra Special Dad

Perfect for New Dads, Seasoned Veterans and Father’s Day! Join us in commemorating fatherhood and celebrating the dads that make it truly enjoyable!

😂 Loaded with 9999+ Dad Jokes!

Tap it to your phone to unlock all those jokes! Think using your phone to pay for things, but with dad jokes. Works with most modern phones.

💰 Lifetime Access to Giveaways!

Being a license holder means you're automatically granted access and entered into our monthly giveaways starting May 2025! We promise the prizes won't suck!

🏛️ High-Quality & Built To Last

This highly official, totally unnecessary, and 100% hilarious grants the bearer access to over 9999 Dad Jokes!

Printed on premium PVC cards to the highest quality standards on earth, you can be assured that your license is designed to stand the test of time! We're sticklers about well-built things and this appreciation for quality goods informs our production decisions.

What others say

  • It Actually Works!

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    "I keep it in my wallet next to my actual driver’s license. Some people have even seen it and have asked me about, as if I need an excuse to pull it out lol. It's pretty fun."

    — Rob W.

  • Boredom Be Gone

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    "Did he need this? No. Did it set off a chain of events that had me and my husband laughing in the kitchen for 20 minutes because of the dumbest punchline? You betcha and because of that, it was worth it."

    — Lauren C.

  • It Wasn't For Him

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    "I'm actually single and bought it for myself because my entire circle of friends know and refer to me as the 'Dad Joke Queen' so it was a must-have! It lives in my purse next to gym membership card but gets more use."

    — Hannah M.